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Jon: Come here, cat.
Garfield: Rowr!
Garfield: Rowr fft!
Fireman: Here you are, cat.
Garfield: (kiss) Thanks.
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2010-07-19 Monday
Garfield: Poor me... Stuck up a tree.
stuck: 被卡住的 不能动的
Garfield: Things could be words, I guess.
2010-07-18 Sunday
Garfield: I'm getting out of this tree.
Garfield: (BOING!)
Garfield: I didn't allow for my resilient nature.
allow: 允许 resilient: 能复原的
2010-07-15 Thursday
Garfield: What does Garfield the Cat do when he's stuck up a tree.
stick up:竖起
Garfield: Why what any honorable cat would do, of course.
honorable: 可敬的
Garfield: Awhhh!
2010-07-14 Wednesday
Garfield: Here's a lesson in the natural order of things.
lesson: 课程 natural: 自然
Garfield: Cats use claws to climb trees.
Garfield: And fire departments to get down.
department: 部门
2010-07-12 Monday
Garfield: Hello. What's this?
Garfield: I hate Mondays.
2010-07-11 Sunday
Garfield: I love sunny window-sills.
sunny: 阳光 window-sill: 窗台
Garfield: And I hate open windows.
window: 窗户
2010-07-10 Saturday
Cat: Stay away from rocking chairs.
stay away from: 远离 rock: 岩石
Garfield: Sounds advice.
advice: 建议
2010-07-09 Friday
Garfield: Mmmph.
2010-07-07 Wednesday
Jon: I'm putting you on a diet, Garfield.
put sb. on a diet: 给某人制定食谱
Garfield: Oh no!
Garfield: I may have to resort to desperate emergency measures.
resort: 常去 desperate: 分离的 emergency: 紧急的 measure: 方法
Garfield: Like chasing mice.
chasing: 追逐
2010-07-05 Monday
(CRASH)
Garfield: Maybe I should go on a diet.
go on a diet: 节食
2010-07-04 Sunday
Garfield: (BASH!)
Jon: Good morning, fatso.
fatso: 胖子
Garfield: All I did was jump off the bed.
2010-07-03 Saturday
Garfield: Some people say I'm fat.
Garfield: Big deal, I love to eat.
big deal: 有啥了不起
Garfield: Waddling and sweating is kind of fun too.
waddle: (像鸭子一样)摇摇摆摆地走 sweating: 发汗
2010-07-01 Friday
Jon: Just look at yourself, Garfield. You're becoming a soft, sugar dependent grease-eating lard ball.
Is that what you want?
soft: 柔软 sugar: 糖 dependent: 依靠 grease: 动物油脂 lard: 猪油
Garfield: Yes!
Jon: Let me rephrase that...
rephrase: 改述,改撰
2010-07-01 Thursday
Jon: You could've asked me to pass the salt.
pass: 传递 salt: 盐
Garfield: Cats don't ask. Cats take.
2010-06-30 Wednesday
Garfield: I hate rain.
Garfield: I'm so depressed.
depress: 沮丧
Garfield: Happiness is only a fair weather friend.
fair: 公平的 weather: 天气
2010-06-29 Tuesday
2010-06-28 Monday
Garfield: It's Monday. Nothings good ever happens to me on Mondays.
Garfield: So I'm going to stay in the middle of this big field all day, where I can't get hurt.
in the middle of: 在…中间 field: 田地 hurt: 受伤
(SPOING!)
2010-06-26 Saturday
Garfield: (Rowrr!!)
2010-06-25 Friday
Jon: There you are, Garfield. A genuine Naugahyde leash.
genuine: 真的, 非人造的 Naugahyde: 一种家具装潢用的织物,瑙加海德革
leash: 拴猎狗的皮带
Garfield: How inhumane! How cruel!
inhumane: 无人道的 cruel: 残酷
Garfield: Do you know how many Naugas they killed to make this leash?
2010-06-24 Thursday
Garfield: I can hear them sneaking up behind me now.
sneak up: 悄悄靠近
Garfield: They are crouching getting ready to leap.
crouch: 屈膝, 蹲伏 leap: 跳跃
Jon: Happy birthday, Garfield!
Lyman: Happy birthday, Garfield!
Garfield: What a wonderful surprise!
wonderful: 美妙的 surprise: 惊喜
2010-06-23 Wednesday
Garfield: Hanging on the screen door was more dangerous in olden times when people threw their dishwater out.
hang on: 紧紧抓住 screen door: 纱门 dangerous: 危险地
dishwater: 洗碟的水,洗碗水
(GOOSH)
Garfield: Old habits die hard.
Old habits die hard: 旧习难改
1981-06-22 Tuesday
Jon: Claire, Baby! What say you and I go out tonight and paint the town red, sweets?
paint: 涂漆 town: 城镇
Jon: Yeh, maybe another time?
Jon: Now who should I call?
Garfield: Try clods anonymous.
clod: 土块, 泥块 anonymous: 匿名的
2010-06-21 Sunday
Nermal: I guess I'll be leaving.
leave: 离开
Garfield: Must you rush?
rush: 赶紧 匆忙的
Nermal: If you insist I'll stay.
insist: 坚持
2010-06-19 Saturday
Garfield: Come here, Nermal.
Garfield: Make yourself useful.
useful: 有用
Jon: Where are you going?
Garfield: Trolling for dogs.
troll: 旋转
2010-06-18 Friday
Garfield: We cats are very independent.
independent: 独立
Garfield: We don't need attention.
attention: 注意力
Garfield: Unless it's being given to someone else.
2010-06-17 Thursday
Garfield: You again.
Nermal: Me again.
Nermal: Nermal, the world's cutest kitten.
kitten: 小猫 cute: 可爱的
Nermal: Now, stand aside, fatso. I have people to charm.
stand aside: 站一旁 fatso:胖子,胖家伙 charm: 吸引
2010-06-15 Tuesday
Garfield: Mine!
Garfield: Pooky is a one-cat teddy bear.
teddy bear: 泰迪熊
2010-06-14 Monday
Garfield: Wahchoo!
Garfield: Floral print.
floral: 用花做的 print: 填涂
2010-06-13 Sunday
Jon: Garfield! Are you all right? Speak to me!
Garfield: I'm not speaking to you.
2010-06-12 Saturday
Garfield: Do you know what I hate about dogs?
hate: 憎恨
Garfield: Dogs are... So... So...
Garfield: Friendly.
friendly: 友好的
2010-06-11 Friday
Cat: (BOP!)
Garfield: (WHANGO)
Garfield: Nobody beats up on Odie but me.
2010-06-10 Thursday
Odie: (BARK!)
Jon: Pets.
pet: 宠物
2010-06-09 Wednesday
Jon: Oh, Garfield.
2010-06-08 Tuesday
Garfield: Fetch, boy.
fetch: 取来(某物)
Garfield: Obedient... Not very bright, but obedient.
obedient: 顺从的; 服从的
2010-06-07 Monday
Garfield: Nap attack!
nap: 小睡, 打盹 attack: 攻击
Jon: I hate him.
Garfield: (Z)
2010-06-06 Sunday
Garfield: Tell me that's not a traffic cop's hat you're wearing, Garfield.
traffic cop: 交警
Garfield: Okay, it's not a traffic cop's hat.
2010-06-05 Saturday
2010-06-03 Thursday
Jon: Lock your door, Garfield. This is a tough neighborhood.
lock: 上锁 tough: 恐怖的 neighborhood: 社区
Garfield: I know.
Garfield: How often do you see kids having a fir hydrant eating contest?
fir: <植>冷杉 hydrant: 给水栓,消防龙头 contest: 竞赛
2010-06-02 Wednesday
Jon: Welcome to our first night of camping, Garfield, enjoy.
Bear: Roar!
Garfield: You enjoy. I'll be waiting in the car.
2010-06-01 Tuesday
Jon: Come on across the creek, Garfield.
creek: 小河, 小溪
Jon: I don't know why you cats are so afraid of a little mud.
afraid of: 害怕 mud: 泥土
Garfield: You would be too if you had to wash yourself with your tongue.
tongue: 舌头
2010-05-31 Monday
Jon: Get out of the car, Garfield.
Jon: Let us bask in the sun and sleep with nature's creatures, Garfield.
bask: 晒太阳,取暖 nature: 自然地 creature: 生物
Garfield: Translation: “Let's bake our brains and lie on the ground with bugs and snakes, Garfield”.
bake: 烧烤 bug: 昆虫 snake: 蛇
2010-05-29 Saturday
Garfield: (boing, boing)
Jon: Are you bored, Garfield?
bore: 无聊
Garfield: He'll find out how bored I am if I don't get to a litter box soon.
find out: 发现 了解 litter box:猫沙盘
2010-05-28 Friday
Jon: Garfield! Get out of there!
Garfield: The light does turn off when the glove compartment is closed.
turn off: 关掉 glove: 手套 compartment: 间隔
2010-05-26 Wednesday
Garfield: There's one things I like about cars.
Jon: The upholstered ceilings.
upholster: 布置,装潢 ceiling: 天花板
2010-05-25 Tuesday
Jon: Everything's packed for the camping trip, Garfield. Did I forget anything?
Jon: Anything else?
Garfield: Yes, 250 miles of extension cord.
extension: 延伸 mile: 英里 cord:(细)绳
2010-05-24 Monday
Jon: Would you like to go camping, Garfield?
go camping: 露营
Garfield: What?! And get wet when it rains, freeze at night and get thorns in my paws?!
freeze: 冰冻的 thorn: 刺
Jon: We'll have pan-baked lasagna.
pan-baked: 【锅贴千层面】
Garfield: I'm packed. Let's go.
packed: 打包
2010-05-23 Sunday
Arlene: Mrow.
Garfield: Oooo.
Arlene: Ur.
Garfield: Rowrr.
Arlene: Aroooooo.
Garfield: Arooooooo.
Arlene: Thanks for the date, Garfield.
date: 约会
Garfield: Take care, Arlene.
2010-05-22 Saturday
Garfield: If I were the cruel sort, I'd shove Odie off the table.
cruel: 残酷的 sort: 种类 shove:猛推, 乱推
Garfield: But, I'm not.
Garfield: (bomp!) Teddy bears, on the other hand...
teddy bear: 泰迪熊 on the other hand: 另一方面
2010-05-21 Friday
Jon: If you want to eat, use this can opener, Garfield.
can opener: 开罐器
Jon: You know what to do with it.
Garfield: Yes, I do.
Garfield: Gimme a steak.
steak: 牛排
2010-05-20 Thursday 
Jon: How do you feel about going jogging this morning, Garfield?
jog: 慢跑
Garfield: How do you feel about bleeding this morning.
bleeding: 流血
Jon: I get your drift.
drift:要旨,大意
Garfield: Bright lad.
lad: 少年
2010-05-19 Wednesday
Jon: I have a new diet for you, Garfield. You can eat all you want.
diet: 食谱 规定饮食
Garfield: After eating five pounds of carrots!
pound: 磅 carrot: 萝卜
2010-05-18 Tuesday
Jon: Hey, Garfield. What do you think of my new wallpaper?
wallpaper: 墙纸
Garfield: I like it.
2010-05-17 Monday
Garfield: (Yawn).
yawn: 打哈欠
Garfield: (Poomp)
Garfield: I'll get you for this, Monday.
2010-05-16 Sunday
Jon: Okay, who put eyeballs on my hamburger?
eyeball: 眼球 hamburger: 汉堡包
2010-05-15 Saturday
Jon: If you want to eat, use this can opener, Garfield.
can opener: 开罐器
Jon: You know what to do with it.
Garfield: Yes, I do.
Garfield: Gimme a steak.
steak: 牛排
2010-05-14 Friday
2010-05-13 Thursday
Garfield: (gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble)
Garfield: It's been a big day.
2010-05-12 Wednesday
Garfield: I eat too much, I sleep too much and I don't exercise at all.
exercise: 锻炼
Garfield: There's certainly room for improvement.
certainly: 确定地 room: 空间 improvement: 改善
Garfield: I think I'll take up smoking.
take up: 继续 smoking: 抽烟
2010-05-11 Tuesday
Jon: Aren't pet stores fascinating, Garfield?
pet: 宠物 store: 商店 fascinating: 迷人的
Jon: The cute hamsters, the canaries, the tropical fish.
cute: 可爱的 hamster: 仓鼠 canaries: 特高频噪声 tropical fish: 热带鱼
Jon: Garfield?
Jon: Garfield?!!
Jon: Oh, there you are.
Jon: Come on. Let's go home for lunch.
Garfield: No thanks. I just ate.
2010-05-10 Monday
Garfield: Take my dog... please.
Garfield: What's that?
Audience: (HOOK!)
2010-05-09 Sunday
Garfield: Aroooo.
Audience: (THOCK!)
Garfield: Ha ha! I was prepared this time.
prepare: 准备
Audience: (KACHUNG!)
2010-05-08 Saturday
Garfield: My next song is for all you lovely ladies out there.
Garfield: Heck with it. That is for you ugly ones, too.
heck: <非正>(表示略微烦恼或吃惊)
Audience: (BAP! BOP! BAP!)
2010-05-07 Friday
Jon: Where where you last night, Garfield.
Jon: You met a ballet dancer and went to a sack race?
ballet: 芭蕾舞 sack race: 比赛把两腿套入袋内的赛跑
Garfield: Close enough.
2010-05-06 Thursday
Arlene: How about us having a lasting relationship, Garfield.
how about: 怎么样 lasting: 永久的,持久的 relationship: 关系
Garfield: I'm sorry, Arlene. I'm already hopelessly in love with somebody else.
hopelessly: 无望的 in love with: 深爱…
Arlene: Who?
Garfield: Me.
2010-05-05 Wednesday
Arlene: Rowrr.
Garfield: Oooo.
Arlene: Why do cats always caterwaul when they date.
caterwaul: 猫叫春声
Garfield: Would you rather come to my place and see my cat show trophy?
rather: 宁愿 trophy: 奖品，奖杯
Arlene: Erooo.
2010-05-04 Tuesday
Garfield: Uh oh. I'll never make it across that sunbeam awake.
sunbeam: 阳光光束 awake: 醒来
Garfield: Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
venture: 冒险 gain: 收获
Garfield: (poomp! Z)
Jon: Come on, Garfield. Let's go for a walk.
go for a walk: 散步
Jon: (Z)
2010-05-03 Monday
Garfield: The moon is right.
Garfield: The time is right.
Garfield: Good evening, ladies and germs. A funny thing happened on the way here tonight...
ladies and germs: 【女士们先生们】
2010-05-02 Sunday
(BRINNG!)
Jon: Good morning, Garfield. Here's your yummy breakfast.
yummy: 美味的
Garfield: (SPLAT!) Yuk.
Garfield: (rip! scratch, scratch)
Bird: Chirp, chirp.
chirp: 鸟叫;虫鸣
Bird: Eeeeek!
Garfield: Just another day in the life of a typical cat.
typical: 典型的
2010-05-01 Saturday
Garfield: Once again I venture into the wilderness in search of quarry.
wilderness:荒野;沙漠 in search of: 搜索 quarry: 猎物
Garfield: I spot my prey, but I must make a clean kill.
spot: 注意到；发现 prey: 被捕食的动物 clean kill: 【绝杀.一次成功】
Garfield: Hamburgers can be vicious if they're only wounded.
hamburger: 汉堡包 vicious: 恶的, 邪恶的 wound: 受伤
2010-04-30 Friday
Garfield: Rowr!
2010-04-29 Thursday
Jon: Garfield. Cats can't walk on their hind feet.
hind:(常指动物腿)后面的
Garfield: I didn't know that
2010-04-28 Wednesday
Garfield: (Z)
Odie: (BARK!)
2010-04-27 Tuesday
Garfield: You're getting a little pudgy there, Garfield.
pudgy: 矮胖的
Garfield: Maybe you'd be more attractive to the ladies if you'd suck your gut in.
attractive: 吸引的 suck: 吸 gut: 肚子 腹部
Garfield: And then again, maybe not
2010-04-26 Monday
Garfield: It is kind of pretty out here on the farm.
kind of: 有点
Garfield: Walt Disney, eat your heart out.
2010-04-25 Sunday
Jon: Now that the sun has set, we come the exciting part.
sun set: 日落 exciting: 激动地 part: 部分
Jon: We turn around to watch the moon rise.
turn around: 转过去 moon: 月亮 rise: 升起
Garfield: Be still my beating heart.
beating heart: 【跳动的心脏】
2010-04-24 Saturday
Jon's father: When I was your age I was married and had a kid.
age: 年龄 marry: 结婚 kid: 小孩
Jon: Yeh, me!
Jon's father: Good argument, son. But I still think you should get married.
argument: 争论
2010-04-23 Friday
Jon: There are two of us and only one donut, Garfield. Let's share it.
donut: 甜甜圈 share: 分享
Jon: Where's my share?
Garfield: Look closely. I left the hole for you.
look closely: 仔细看 hole: 洞
2010-04-22 Thursday
Jon: It's time to go to the veterinary clinic, Garfield.
veterinary: 兽医的 clinic: 诊所
Garfield: Sometimes I think Jon uses me as an excuse to see that lady vet.
excuse: 借口 vet: 兽医
Jon: (SLAM).
Garfield: Especially when he forgets to take me along.
especially: 尤其 take along: 随身带
2010-04-21 Wednesday
TV 1: Oh Marcia.
TV 2: Oh Bob.
TV 1: Kissy kissy smooch.
Jon: It's time Jon had another date.
date: 约会对象
TV 2: Kiss.
2010-04-20 Tuesday
Jon: Catch that mouse, Garfield!
Garfield: Now what do I do with it?
Jon: Eat it!
Garfield: Who know where that mouse has been?
2010-04-19 Monday
Jon: Get that mouse, Garfield!
Garfield: What mouse?
Mouse: Squeak.
squeak:短促的尖叫声
Jon: I know it's there. I head it squeak. Now do something about it!
Mouse: Squeak.
Garfield: (koink, koink, koink)
2010-04-18 Sunday
Jon: Garfield, where's your windup mousie.
windup: 终结,结束 mousie: 小老鼠
Garfield: You didn't...? No of course you didn't.
of course: 当然
Garfield: (ptooey)
2010-04-17 Saturday
Jon: Mothers equate love with food. When they feed you they're saying, “I love you”.
equate: 相当于，等于 feed: 喂养
Jon's mother: Eat, eat, eat.
Garfield: And I love you, too.
2010-04-16 Friday
Garfield: The claw sets out to wreak havoc.
set out: 出发 wreak: 诉诸(武力) havoc: 大破坏, 毁坏
Dog: (crash, bam, smash, wham)
Garfield: The claw gets his havoc wreaked by the fang.
fang: (尤指狗和狼的)长而尖的牙
2010-04-15 Thursday
Jon: I'm putting you into training, Garfield.
train: 训练
Jon: Catch the mouse! Kill the mouse! Chase it!
chase: 追逐
Jon: I'm disappointed in you. You're just another dumb animal.
disappoint: 失望 dumb: 愚蠢的
Garfield: If I wait for the forward thrust to diminish, I should be able to retrieve it at my leisure.
wait for: 等待 forward: 前进 thrust: 猛推, 猛塞 diminish: (使)减少; 缩小
be able to: 有可能的 retrieve: 寻回, 找回 leisure: 空闲时间, 闲暇
2010-04-14 Wednesday
Garfield: Cats can stare anything down.
stare: 注视
Garfield: I win.
win: 获胜
Garfield: I win again.
Garfield: Uh oh.
Garfield: This one's going to be tough.
tough: 艰苦的
2010-04-13 Tuesday
Garfield: I love lasagna fresh from the oven: the tomato sauce, the meat, the melted cheese.
lasagna:烤宽面条(上浇肉末番茄汁) fresh: 新鲜 oven: 烤炉 tomato sauce: 番茄酱 meat: 肉 melt: 融化 cheese: 芝士
Jon: Garfield!
2010-04-12 Monday
Garfield: I wonder what today is?
wonder: 想知道
Garfield: (BONK!)
Garfield: Monday
monday: 星期一
2010-04-11 Sunday
Jon: Eat your food, Garfield
Garfield: No. It's yukky.
yukky: 令人讨厌的
Jon: How would you like to go to bed without dinner?
without: 没有
Jon: Somehow, that psychology doesn't seem to work on Garfield.
somehow: 以某种方式, 用某种方法 psychology: 心理学 seem to: 似乎
2010-04-10 Saturday
Jon: Garfield! Dinner！
dinner: 晚餐
Jon: I appreciate your promptness, Garfield...
appreciate: 感激 promptness:敏捷
Jon: But, next time, open the door!
next time: 下次
Garfield: Oops.
2010-04-09 Friday
Jon: I wonder what grandiose dream Garfield is having right now.
wonder: 想知道 grandiose: 庄严的, 壮观的 dream: 梦想 right now: 现在
2010-04-08 Thursday
Garfield: I wish Jon wouldn't kid me about my weight.
wish: 但愿 kid: 开玩笑 weight: 重量
Garfield: I'm a very sensitive person.
sensitive: 敏感的
Garfield: Et tu, chair?
2010-04-07 Wednesday
Garfield: (SNAP!)
Garfield: I love static electricity (scuff, scuff, scuff, scuff)
static electricity: 静位觉
Garfield: (POP!)
Garfield: (SCUFF. SCUFF, SCUFF, SCUFF, SCUFF)
Garfield: (POW)
Garfield: I hate static electricity.
hate: 憎恨
2010-04-06 Tuesday
Garfield: It's yawn and crick time.
yawn: 打哈欠 crick: 肌肉抽筋
Garfield: Yawn.
Garfield: (Crick!)
2010-04-05 Monday
Garfield: I gotta get off this diet!
get off: 摆脱
2010-04-03 Sunday
Garfield: Sorry about that.
2010-04-03 Saturday
Garfield: My, my, a chocolate covered peanut.
chocolate: 巧克力 cover: 覆盖 peanut: 花生
Garfield: (rip!)
Garfield: I think I need a bigger cat suit.
suit: 衣服
2010-04-02 Friday
Jon: Garfield, I wouldn't say you're fat.
Jon: But you have more chins that a Hong Kong telephone directory!
chin: 脸颊 Hong Kong: 香港 telephone directory: 电话号簿
2010-04-01 Thursday
Garfield: It should be no problem finding my way home. Cats have a natural homing instinct.
natural: 自然地 instinct:本能
Garfield: My instinct tells me to go that way.
Garfield: (Bonk!)
2010-03-31 Wednesday
Man: Why, hello there.
Garfield: I'm lost.
lost: 迷路
Man: Aren't you cute!
cute: 可爱
Garfield: Can you give me directions?
direction: 方向
Man: Run along now, kitty.
Man: What did I do?
2010-03-30 Tuesday
Garfield: I can't believe it. Me, Garfield, in a dog pound.
believe: 相信
Guido: That's “city pound.” There are cats here too, you know.
Fluffy: Arf, arf.
Guido: Oh shut up, Fluffy.
shut up: 闭嘴
2010-03-29 Monday
Garfield: Oh pooh.
Garfield: Oh goody.
goody: 太好啦(尤指小孩用以表示高兴的用语)
Garfield: Oh pooh.
2010-03-28 Sunday
Garfield: Flying looks pretty simple.
pretty: 相当 simple: 简单
Garfield: (Aarrrgg...)
2010-03-27 Saturday
Garfield: I can see the headlines now.
headline: 头条
Garfield: “Cat gets hijacked”.
hijack: 劫持, 绑架
Duck: “And duck gets hernia”.
hernia:〈医〉疝; 突出
2010-03-26 Friday
Garfield: That's the biggest bird I've ever seen!
Jon: Garfield, time to eat.
time to: 是...的时候了
2010-03-25 Thursday
Jon: You eat too fast, Garfield
Garfield: Says who?
Garfield: Burp.
burp: 打嗝 饱嗝儿
2010-03-24 Wednesday
Garfield: Any sudden moves toward my food bowl can get you in to a heap of trouble, boy
Sudden：突然的，快速的 move：移动 bowl:碗 a heap of : 一堆 trouble：麻烦
2010-03-23 Tuesday
Jon: Garfield! What happened!
Happen：发生
Garfield: Quick! Get the license number of that dog!
Quick：快 license number: 驾照号码
2010-03-22 Monday
Garfield: I think I'll do some caterwauling tonight
caterwauling: 猫叫春 tonight：今晚
Garfield: (CRASH!)
Garfield: HOLD IT! WAIT TILL I'M ON THE FENCE, YOU TWIT!dfdfdf
HOLD IT：慢着，等等 fence: 篱笆，栅栏 twit: 蠢货
2010-03-21 Sunday
Garfield: For my first selection, I'd like to...
selection: 选择
Garfield: (CHUKUNG!)
Garfield: Obviously, sir, you are no a patron of the arts!
obviously: 显然地 patron: 拥护者 art：艺术
2010-03-20 Saturday
Garfield: What a beautiful day!
beautiful: 美好的
Garfield: (sniff)
sniff: 以鼻吸气
Garfield: (Sting!)
sting: (昆虫等)叮，刺，螫
Garfield: (Konk!)
konk: 鼻子
Garfield: (bonk!)
bonk: 发出巨响
Garfield: (Clonk!)
clonk: 叮当声
Jon: What the...?
Garfield: It's not nice to fool with mother nature
fool with: 戏弄 mother nature: 自然的力量
2010-03-19 Friday
Jon: Garfield! Bath time
bath time: 沐浴时间
Garfield: (Zoom!)
zoom: (汽车、飞机等)嗡嗡作响地急速疾行
Jon: Cats
Jon: You're an attack cat. Kill the dummy. Kill the dummy
attack: 攻击的 kill: 杀死 dummy: 傀儡
Jon: Kill!
Jon: Wrong dummy
wrong: 错误的
Garfield: Then be more specific
specific: 详细的 明确的
2010-03-17 Wednesday
Garfield: (Spash!)
splash: 飞溅的水
Garfield: I'd better go up for air
had better: 最好 go up: 上升 air: 空气
Garfield: Gasp!
gasp: 喘气
2010-03-16 Tuesday
Garfield: Pooky! Speak to me! Are you okay, fella?
speak: 交谈 fella: <俚>伙伴,伙计,小伙子
Jon: It's Monday, Garfield. What are you going to do today?
Monday: 星期一
Garfield: What everyone should do on Monday
Garfield: Sleep till Tuesday
sleep: 睡觉 till: 直到(…为止)
2010-03-14 Sunday
Garfield: (slurp!)
slurp: 叭嗒声
Garfield: (slurp!)
Garfield: I think I strained something
strained: 扭伤
2010-03-13 Saturday
Jon: How about some breakfast, Garfield?
breakfast: 早餐
Garfield: That would be great
great: 好极了
2010-03-12 Friday
Jon: What did you do with the chicken, Garfield?
chicken: 鸡肉
Jon: Speak up!
speak up: 大声说
Jon: I'm sorry, Garfield. Sometimes I forget you can't talk
forget: 忘记 talk: 说话
Garfield: Forget this
2010-03-11 Thursday
Jon: GARFIELD!
Garfield: Don't take another step! This chicken is loaded!
step: 再走一步 step: 一步 chicken: 鸡肉 loaded: 装有弹药的 危险的
2010-03-10 Wednesday
Garfield: (purrrr)
pur: 咕噜咕噜叫，发出喉音
Jon: Would you like something to eat, Garfield?
eat: 吃
Garfield: That man can read me like a book
read: 理解 like a book: 完全地
2010-03-09 Tuesday
(ring!)
ring: 铃声
Garfield: (smack!)
smack: 拍打
Jon: A little high-strung aren't we?
high-strung: 高度紧张的
Garfield: I'm a cat. So sue me
sue: 起诉
2010-03-08 Monday
Odie: (crash! bonk!)
crash: 轰隆声 bonk: 发出巨响，撞
Jon: Garfield!!!
Garfield: I'm innocent! I swear it!
innocent: 无辜的 swear: 发誓
2010-03-07 Sunday
Garfield: Oh no! here comes the Sludge Monster!
sludge: 泥泞 monster: 怪物
Garfield: Arrgh!
Jon: I wish you'd curb that imagination of yours, Garfield
wish: 希望 curb: 抑制 imagination: 想象力
2010-03-06 Saturday
Garfield: (boing, boing)
Jon: Ha ha, aren't you cute! Here, have some food
cute: 可爱的
Garfield: I hate myself when I do that
2010-03-05 Friday
Garfield: Just what is a diet?
diet: 节食
Garfield: A diet is self-denial
self-denial: 自我否定
Garfield: Fortunately, I'm such a swell fellow I haven't the heart to deny myself anything
fortunately: 幸运地 swell: 优秀的 fellow: 人，家伙 deny: 否定
2010-03-04 Thursday
Odie: (Slurp!)
slurp: 饮食出声
Garfield: Yuk
Garfield: Look, Odie... Me cat, you dog, we fight. That's the order of things
fight: 打架 order of things: 事物的秩序
Garfield: Understand?
understand: 明白
Odie: (Slurp!)
2010-03-03 Wednesday
2010-03-02 Tuesday
Garfield: In two days I'll be two years old... That's fourteen years in human terms
fourteen: 十四 human: 人的 term: 术语
Garfield: I can't wait
Garfield: In another four months I'll be old enough to drive
another: 另一个 month: 月 old enough: 足够大(年龄) drive: 驾车
2010-03-01 Monday
Garfield: Whew. I can't finish my meal
whew: 哎呀！ finish: 吃完 meal: 一顿饭
Garfield: What am I saying?!
say: 说
Garfield: It just wouldn't be Garfield to leave food
leave: 剩下 food: 食物
2010-02-28 Sunday
Garfield: The wild cat stalks the environs in search of prey
wild: 野蛮的 stalk: 蹑手蹑脚地走 environ: 周围之地 in search of: 搜寻 prey: 捕获物
Garfield: He attack a helpless chicken
attack: 攻击 helpless: 无助的 chicken: 鸡
Garfield: A big, big, only semi-helpless chicken
semi-helpless: 不完全无助的 chicken: 鸡
2010-02-27 Saturday
Odie: (Bark!)
bark: 吠，叫
Garfield: (splat!)
splat: 溅泼声
Garfield: For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction
action: 行动 equal: 相等的 opposite: 相反的 reaction: 反作用力
Garfield: (Clobber!)
clobber: 痛打
Odie: (splat!)
2010-02-26 Friday
Girl scout: Hey, mister. Your cat ate all my girl scout cookies
mister: 先生 girl scout: 女童子军队员 cookie: 饼干
Jon: How do you know it was my cat who ate your cookies?
Girl scout: Twelve boxes' worth?
twelve: 十二 box: 盒子 worth: 值(若干)的量
Jon: That's my cat
Garfield: O-o-o-o
2010-02-25 Thursday
Garfield: (Kong!)
Odie: (yip!)
yip: (动物,小狗等)叫喊声
Garfield: I don't know why I did that
Garfield: I guess it comes naturally to a knee-jerk dog hater
guess: 猜 naturally: 自然地 knee-jerk: 下意识的 hater: 怀恨在心者
2010-02-24 Wednesday
Garfield: Come on, girl scout. Come to Garfield
girl scout: 女童子军队员
Girl scout: Eeeek!
eeek: 咦...呀
Garfield: (b-b-b-b-b)
Garfield: Darn. I was hoping for chocolate chip
darn: 该死的 hope for: 期待 chocolate chip: 巧克力饼干
Garfield: Whew. I can't finish my meal
whew: 哎呀！ finish: 吃完 meal: 一顿饭
Garfield: What am I saying?!
say: 说
Garfield: It just wouldn't be Garfield to leave food
leave: 剩下 food: 食物
2010-02-22 Monday
Garfield: (poof)
poof: 哇!(表示突然消失或出现的惊讶声)
2010-02-21 Sunday
Garfield: It's that time of year again
year: 每年的 again: 又一次
Garfield: When my animal instincts send me into the wild to forage for food
animal: 动物 instinct: 本能 send: 使进入(某状态) wild: 野蛮的 forage: 搜寻粮草
Garfield: And the girl scouts start carrying cookies
girl scout: 女童子军队员 carry: 运送 cookies: 饼干
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