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《珍珠猪》这部漫画主要记载了五个人性化的动物——猪，老鼠，斑马,鳄鱼和山羊——的日常生活。漫画始于2002.01.06

鳄鱼的成员在珍珠猪里起到很重要的作用,爸爸经常是很笨，会把语法说错，经常无法捕获猎物，因为这个不喜欢Junior的妈妈

而喜欢母狮子。鳄鱼们和斑马的故事尤为有趣。经常是鳄鱼用很笨的方法想捕获斑马，而实际上斑马早就发现了       

2010-02-18  Thursday         加菲猫漫画全集链接      每日漫画---加菲猫链接          珍珠猪漫画链接

TV: In the heat of the chase, the lion reaches out her paw and swipes at the zebra’s hind legs.

chase: 狩猎 paw: 手爪 swipe: 重击 hind: 后部的

TV: This causes the zebra to trip and fall. Sadly, the zebra is now doomed.

trip: 跌倒 doomed: 命定的

Zebra: Cheaters

cheater: 骗子

 

 

 

 

 

2010-02-17  Wednesday           

Rat: How was the Cinco de Mayo party last night?  

cinco de Mayo: 五月节

Pig: Not good … Some kid hit me with baseball bat.

baseball: 垒球 bat: 球棒 

Rat: What??

Pig: It’s okay…. He stopped when he saw there was no candy coming out.

candy: 糖果 come out: 出来 出现 

 

 

2010-02-16  Tuesday

Rat: Sometimes I lay awake at night and wonder why I’m here.

lie awake: 醒着躺在那里 wonder: 想知道

Pig: You were trying to sleep in this restaurant?

Rat: No… I was at home.

Pig: And you thought you were here?

Rat: I wish I weren’t here.

Pig: Make up your mind.

make up your mind: 做个决定吧

 

 

2010-02-15  Monday                

Rat: What do you think heaven is?

heaven: 天堂 

Pig: Waking up and finding a basket of cheese on your doorstep.

wake up: 醒来 basket: 篮子 cheese: 干酪 doorstep: 门阶

Rat: What do you think hell is?

hell: 地狱

Pig: Realizing you’re in the wrong house.

realize: 察觉 

 

 

2010-02-14 Sunday       

Christmas tree girl: Hello, rat…It’s me,the christmas tree girl…I’m going to a party and I’d like you to come.

christmas tree: 圣诞树 party: 聚会

Rat: Can’t, I’m stuck in a big, fat cloud of depression.

fat: 肥胖的 stuck in: 卡住 

Christmas tree girl: Well,that’s silly. If you ‘re depressed, a party is just what you need. Come, talk to people.

silly: 愚蠢的 depressed: 沮丧的 people: 人们

Rat: Pakistan has the bomb and we’re all gonna die.

Pakistan: 巴基斯坦 bomb: 炸弹  die: 死

Christmas tree girl: Let’s go. 

 

 

 

 

 

2010-02-13  Saturday               

 

Deer Santy Closs,

Stanty Closs=Santa Claus

You know what me want…

Black and white. Four legs. Two beeg ears. Super stoopid.

black and white：黑与白 legs：腿 beeg=big  Super：超级的 stoopid=stupid  

P.S.You grate！！

great：grate

 

 

 

 

2010-02-12  Friday    

 

Zebra: Hey, pig…Go light one of those logs in the fire place while I finish decorating the tree…

light: 点着 点燃  logs: 原木；圆木；干材；(大)木材 fire place: 壁炉，火室 finish: 完成  decorating: 装饰，装潢，修饰

Pig: I thought you didn’t like lighting those because of the pollution they create.

Christmas is the one exception.

thought: think, 认为 like: 喜欢  lighting: 点燃  because of: 因为 pollution: 污染  create: 造成

Christmas: 圣诞节 exception: 例外

Pig: Why do you make an exception for Christmas?

Zebra: I have my reasons…

reasons: 原因

Crocodile1: Me feel kinda hot.

feel: 感觉 kinda: 有一点, 有几分(=kind of)  hot: 热的

Crocodile2: Peese shut mouf…Geet butt een there.

peese: please shut mouf: 闭嘴  mouf: mouth geet butt een there: get butt in there butt: 臀部

 

 

 

 

2010-02-11  Thursday       

Zebra: I have your wife, will exchange for agreement to leave me alone. Awaiting prompt response. 

exchange for: 交换 agreement: 同意 await: 等候 leave me alone: 离我远一点  prompt: 迅速的 response: 回答

 

 

 

 

 

2010-02-10  Wednesday           

Pig: What are you writing, Zebra?

Zebra: A peace proposal to Larry, the croc next door. I’m offering to give him something

he wants if he’ll agree to leave me alone.

proposal: 建议 peace proposal: 和平建议  croc:<口>=crocodile 鳄鱼 leave me alone: 走开

Pig: Does he want something you have?

Larry: He better!

Zebra: Long story.

long story: 说来话长

 

 

 

 

2010-02-09  Tuesday          

Larry: Hey, Junior… Where you Mudder? Me no can find her anywheres.

Junior: 小(父子同名时对儿子的称呼，置于姓名后，写作 Jr. 或 jr.) mudder: 【=mother】

Junior: She said she had some errands, but she’s been gone all afternoon. What do you think we should do?

errands: 差事 

Junior: I meant to find her.

meant: 打算

Larry: Find her? Oh, dat beeg meestake.

dat beeg meestake: 【=that’s a big mistake】 mistake: 错误

 

 

 

 2010-02-08  Monday          

Pig: Every time I stare at my reflection in the mirror, I feel so fat and dumpy.

stare at: 凝视 reflection: 映像 mirror: 镜子 dumpy: 矮胖的

Gee: Oh, Pig, why?

Pig: Why? Look at him.

Pig: I think he’s part of the problem.

 

  2010-02-07  Sunday      

Rat: I want a job where I can make good money but still contribute to society.

contribute to: 贡献给 society: 社会 

Pig: How about being an attorney.

attorney: 律师

Rat: Hee hee hoo!!!Hee hee han!!! Hee hee hoo !! Yuk yuk yuk!!

Pig: Hee hee !! Snoort! Hee hoo!! Snoort!!!

Rat: No, seriously, I was thinking maybe a mobster or something like that.

seriously: 认真地 mobster:盗匪之一种 

Pig: They do have an honor code.

honor: 信用 code: 法规

 

 2010-02-06  Saturday              

 

Man: You sure spend a lot of time on those online auction sites… What are you buying?

online auction: 网上拍卖 sites: 网站

Man: A whole pig…For just five bucks 

bucks: 钱【美金】

Man: Wow, think of all that bacon.

bacon: 熏肉 

Pig: You sure spend a lot of time on those online auction sites… What are you selling?

Rat: Nothing.  

2010-02-05  Friday              

Pig: What are you reading?

Rat: A book about mind reading.

mind reading: 心灵感应 mind: 思想 

Rat: No, it’s not stupid.

2002-02-04  Thursday         

Zebra: Since my fellow Zebras can’t outrun the lions, I hired them a bunch of swimming instructors.

fellow: 朋友 outrun: 比…跑得更快 hire: 雇用 a bunch of: 很多 instructors: 教练 

Rat: How’d you afford that?

afford: 供应得起

Zebra: An anonymous donor.

anonymous: 匿名的 donor: 捐赠人 

Croc: Come to papa…

papa : [儿语]爸爸

2002-02-03  Wednesday       

Pig: Don’t you want some butter?

butter: 黄油

Rat: No.

Pig: How bout eggs?

Rat: No.

Pig: lettuce?

lettuce: 莴苣

Rat: No.

Rat: You’re stuck in the refrigerator again, aren’t you, Pig?

stuck in: 陷入 refrigerator: 冰箱

Pig: Yeah, but now I know the little light goes off.

go off: (水电等)被切断

2010-02-02  Tuesday                        

 

2010-02-01  Monday