看老友记学英语第七季 1集： The One With Monica’s Thunder
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are standing around the table drinking champagne as Ross enters.]
champagne: 香槟酒 around: 周围，附近 enter: 进入，参加
-Ross: Hey, what’s going on?
go on: 发生
嘿，发生什么事了？
-Chandler: Hey.
嘿！
-Ross: I found a note on my door, "Come to Monica’s quick, and bring champagne and a Three Musketeers bar."
note:笔记，备忘录 musketeer: 步兵 bar: 棒，条
我在门上看见一张便条：“快点来 Monica家，带上香槟和糖果。”
-Joey: (grabbing the candy bar) Yeah I’ll take that.
grab: 抓住 candy bar: 单独包装的块状糖果
（抓住糖果）对，我要这个
-Ross: What’s up?
到底怎么了？
-Chandler: Monica and I are engaged.
engage: 订婚
Monica和我订婚了！
-Ross: Oh my God. (Hugs Chandler.) Congratulations.
god: 神，上帝 hug: 拥抱 congratulations:恭喜，祝贺
噢，天呀！（拥抱Chandler）恭喜！
-Chandler: Thanks.
谢谢。
-Ross: Where is she?
她在哪里？
[Cut to Monica out on the balcony.]
balcony: 阳台
-Monica: (yelling at the top of her lungs) I’m engaged!!!!!! I’m engaged!!!!
yell: 欢呼 lung: 肺 engage: 订婚
（欢呼）我订婚了!!!我订婚了!!!!!!!
[Cut back inside.]
-Joey: Yeah, she’s been out there for twenty minutes, I’m surprised you didn’t hear her on the way over.
minute: 分钟 surprise: 惊奇的
她已经在那喊了20分钟了。你来的时候怎么没听见？
-Ross: Oh, I thought it was just a kid yelling, "I’m gay! I’m gay!"
yell: 叫喊 gay: 同性恋
哦，我还以为是个小孩在喊：“我是同性恋！我是同性恋！”
-Ross: Can I bring her in?
bring: 带来
我能叫她进来吗？
-Phoebe: Oh no, let her stay out there. It’s sweet.
sweet: 甜蜜的
别，让她待久点，太温馨了！
[Cut to Monica.]
-Monica: I’m getting married!!!! I’m gonna be a bride!!!! (Someone else yells at her.)
married: 已婚的 gonna: =going to 将要 bride: 新娘 yell: 大喊
我就要结婚了!!!我要当新娘了!!!!
No, I will not shut up because I’m engaged! (He yells again.)
shut up: 住口，闭嘴 engage: 订婚
我才不要闭嘴!!我就要结婚了!!!
Oh, big talk! Huh, why don’t you come over here and say that to me?! Huh, buddy?!
buddy: 伙伴
噢，只敢说！你敢上来这儿当面告诉我？嘿,老兄！
Yeah, my fiancé will kick your ass! Come on, apartment 20! Apartment 20!
fiancé: 未婚夫 kick: 踢 ass: 屁股 apartment: 公寓
我未婚夫会踹你的屁股！
[Cut back inside.]
-Chandler: (To Ross) Okay, you get her in here. (To Joey) You bolt the door. I’ll be in the closet.
okay: =ok好的bolt: 闩住 closet: 壁橱
（对Ross）来呀！20号公寓!20号公寓！OK,你把她弄进来,你拴门,我得躲一躲！
-Monica: Okay! Wait-wait-wait! Shh! (Bangs on her glass with a spoon to make a toast.)
wait: 等等 bang: 猛击 spoon: 汤匙 toast: 干杯
OK! 等等! 嘘!(用勺子撞击杯子敬酒)
Okay, umm, I just wanna say that…I love you guys so-so much and-and thank you for being here on my special night. (Chandler clears his throat.) Our special night.
wanna: =want to 想要 throat: 喉咙 guy: 家伙，小伙子，朋友 special: 特别的，特殊的
OK, 嗯，我只想说，我爱你们！谢谢你们陪我，在我的特别之夜！嗯，我们的特别之夜.
I mean it just wouldn’t be my...our night, if you all weren’t here to celebrate with me—us—Damn it!
celebrate: 庆祝 damn: 诅咒，下地狱
如果你们不和我...我们在一起，今晚就不会成为我～我们的特别之夜.该死！
-Chandler: It’s okay, I want this to be your night too. (Raises his class.) To Monica.
okay: =ok 好的 raise: 提高，升，举
没关系，我也希望今晚是你的特别之夜，（举杯）致 Monica.
-Monica: Aw, come on...wait...stop it. Okay, to Monica.
别，等等，别这么说！好吧，致 Monica!
-Chandler: To Monica!
致 Monica!
(They all say to Monica, clink their glasses, and drink.)
clink glasses: 碰杯
-Phoebe: So have you decided on a band for the wedding? Because, you know, I’m kinda musical.
kinda: 一点点 decide on: 决定 musical: 音乐的
你们决定了婚礼的乐队没有？别忘了我是玩音乐的。
-Rachel: Yeah Phoebe, honey, she just got engaged a couple of hours ago. I doubt she’s even had time to…
honey: 爱人，甜蜜 engage: 订婚 couple: 数个
Phoebe,宝贝，她几个小时前才订婚，我想她没有时间去考虑这个。
-Phoebe: Well speaking of chiming in, remember the time you burned down my apartment?
speaking of: 说到 chiming: 谐音 burn:烧毁 apartment: 公寓
提到合奏，记得有人烧了我的房子吗？
-Rachel: (To Monica) Yeah, you’re on your own.
on one’s own: 独立地
（对Monica）好吧，自求多福吧。
-Monica: You know what we should do? We should all get dressed up and go to have champagne at The Plaza.
get dressed up: 穿衣服 champagne: 香槟
你们说该去哪里？我们应该穿的漂漂亮亮的，到Plaza酒吧去喝香槟！
(They all agree and start to go and get ready.)
-Joey: But I can’t stay too long, I gotta get up early for a commercial audition tomorrow and I gotta look good.
gotta: =have got to 必须 commercial: 商业的 audition: 试演
但我不能待太晚，明天一早还有一个面试，我必须要给人好印象。
I’m supposed to be playing a 19-year-old. (Everyone stops in their tracks upon hearing this.) What?
suppose: 猜想 play: 扮演 track: 行踪，足迹，轨道
要扮演一个19岁少年。什么？
-Chandler: So when you said, "Get up early," did you mean 1986?
get up: 起床 mean: 意谓
你说"早起"的意思是1986年起床?
-Joey: You guys don’t think I look 19?
guy: (男)人,家伙
你们不觉得我像19岁？
(A brief silence ensues.)
brief: 简短的 silence: 沉默 ensue: 跟着发生
-Phoebe: Oh, 19! We thought you said 90!
thought: (think的过去式和过去分词)想,思考,认为
噢，19岁！我们还以为你说90！
-Monica: Okay everybody, let’s go! Let’s go!
everybody: 每个人，各人，人人
好吧，大伙们，马上行动！
-Rachel: Okay.
好。
-Chandler: Okay.
好的。
(They all leave and Joey comes back in quickly.)
quickly: 立即，马上
-Joey: (To Phoebe) Hey, is uh the rest of my candy bar around here?
rest: 剩下的，余下的 candy: 糖果 bar:棒，条
对Phoebe）嘿，剩下的糖果条在哪？
-Phoebe: Oh honey no, you ate it all.
宝贝，你吃光了！
-Joey: I was afraid of that.
afraid: 害怕的
我最担心的事情发生了。
(Walks out and after he closes the door Phoebe turns around and takes a bite out of what is left of his candy bar.)
bite: 咬
[Scene: Monica and Chandler’s bedroom, they’re getting ready.]
ready: 预备，使准备好
-Monica: (looking at her hand) You know what shoes would look great with this ring? Diamond shoes! (Sees Chandler sitting on the bed.)
diamond: 钻石 great: 很好的,美好的 ring: 戒指
（看着她的手）你知道什么鞋配这只戒指最合适吗？钻石鞋！（看Chandler坐在床上）
You’re not getting dressed. (Chandler quietly folds over the comforter on the bed making a spot for her.)
comforter: 棉被 quietly: 安静的 fold: 折叠 spot: 认出
你还没换衣服？
-Chandler: Know what I mean?
明白我的意思吗？
-Monica: Yeah, but I don’t think we have time.
time: 时间
当然，只是我们没时间了
-Chandler: There’s gonna be a wedding. You’re gonna be the bride.
gonna: =going to 将要 wedding: 婚礼 bride: 新娘
一个婚礼即将举行，你就是新娘。
Two hundred people are going to be looking at you in a clean white dress.
hundred: 百 clean:干净
200人看着你一身的洁白礼服....
-Monica: (lustily) Let’s do it! (She kisses him and they fall back onto the bed.)
lustily: 精力充沛地
来吧！
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, time lapse, Chandler is fully dressed and slowly walking out of the bedroom with a distressed look on his face.]
time lapse: 时间推移 distressed: 哀伤的
-Monica: (chasing after him) Chandler! It happens to lots of guys!
chase: 追逐 guy: (男)人,家伙
Chandler!这种事很多男人都会碰到！
You were probably tired, you had a lot of champagne, don’t worry about it!
probably: 可能 tired: 累的 champagne: 香槟酒
你一定是太累了！喝了太多香槟。别担心！
-Chandler: (motioning with his hands) I’m not worried, I’m uh, I’m fascinated.
motion: 打手势 fascinated: 着迷的
我不担心，我只是，神魂颠倒了。
You know it’s like uh, Biology! Which is funny because in high school I uh,
biology: 生物学 funny: 好笑的
就像，生物学！有趣的是，
I failed Biology and tonight Biology failed me. (Exits as Phoebe enters from her room with her guitar.)
fail: 不及格 exit: 退场 guitar: 吉他
高中时我生物不及格，今天生物报复我了！！
-Phoebe: Check it out. Okay, I can play this when the guests are coming in. Okay. (Singing)
check: 检查 okay: =ok 好的 guest: 客人
你们听听这个，宾客来的时候我要弹这个。
First time I met Chandler, I thought he was gay.
gay: 同性恋
我第一次见到钱德，还以为他是同性恋。
But here I am singing on his wedding day!
wedding: 婚礼
但现在我在为他的婚礼歌唱。
-Monica: Phoebe! Nah!
Phoebe!
-Phoebe: If you would’ve let me finish, it goes on to say that he’s probably not gay.
finish: 完成，结束 probably: 大概
如果你让我唱完，后面会说他一定不是同性恋！
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Chandler is looking at the foosball table.]
foosball: 桌面足球
-Chandler: Sure, you guys don’t have this problem, you’re made of wood. (Rachel comes out of the bathroom) Hey!
guy: (男)人,家伙 problem: 问题 wood: 木头 bathroom: 浴室
当然，你们这些小人没有这种问题。你们是木头做的！
-Rachel: Hey!
嘿！
-Chandler: You look great!
你看起来很漂亮！
-Rachel: Oh, thanks.
谢谢！
-Chandler: You okay over there?
还好吧？
-Rachel: I don’t know, you know? I feel a little umm… No, you know what? Never mind, I’m gonna be fine.
mind: 介意 gonna: =going to 将要
我不知道，只是有点……算了，一会儿就没事了。
-Chandler: Oh, don’t worry about it I mean you probably were tired, you had a lot of champagne, it happens to everybody.
probably: 可能 tired: 劳累
别担心，你一定是太累了，喝了太多香槟，每个人都会遇到这种事！
[Rachel exits into the hallway just as Ross is coming up the stairs.]
hallway:走廊 stairs: 楼梯
-Ross: Hey!
嘿！
-Rachel: Hi!
嘿！
-Ross: Wow! Happy Monica’s night!
哇哦！ Monica之夜快乐！
-Rachel: Well thank you, you too.
谢谢！你也快乐！
-Ross: Thanks.
谢谢！
-Rachel: Hey, do you believe this? Do you believe they are actually getting married?
believe: 相信 actually: 实际上
嘿，你相信吗？他们真的要结婚了！
-Ross: Well sure. But I get married all the time so…
married: 已婚的
当然了，我也结了好几次了……
-Rachel: Oh…
哦。
-Ross: You okay?
okay: =ok 好
你还好吧？
-Rachel: Yeah, I guess. I-I… I mean, do-do you think we’re ever gonna have that?
guess: 猜想 ever: 究竟 gonna: going to 将
嗯，我在想，你觉得我们会有这么一天吗？
-Ross: You mean, we...you and me?
你是说，我们？你和我？
-Rachel: Oh no-no-no-no-no, no, no! We, you with someone and me with someone.
someone: 某人
不不不，我们！你和某人，我和某人！
-Ross: Oh good, you scared me for a minute.
scare: 惊吓 minute: 分钟
还好，你吓了我一跳！
-Rachel: Shake it off.
shake it off: 摆脱
吓得发抖吧？
-Ross: I mean...no, it’s just’ cause, it’s just ’cause you and I were like a nightmare.
nightmare: 噩梦
不，只是你和我曾经有过一场噩梦。哇!
No, but there was some good times.
当然也有美好的时刻。
-Rachel: No, absolutely. You know like there was umm…
absolutely: 绝对地
不，实际上，你知道，嗯……
-Ross: Surely you can think of something good.
surely: 安全的
你当然能想出美好的时刻来。
-Rachel: Yeah, just give me a minute!
当然，给我点时间！
Oh well, yes, I can think of one good thing.
噢，我总算想到一件好事了！
-Ross: What?
什么？
-Rachel: Well you uh, you were always really good at the uh, at the uh the stuff.
always: 总是 good at: 擅长 stuff: 东西
你啊，一向对那件事都很行！
-Ross: Yeah? I was good at the stuff huh?
嗯？我当然很行！
-Rachel: Uh-hmm, uh-hmm, yeah, yeah, I really liked your hands.
嗯，嗯，没错，我喜欢你那双手。
-Ross: My hands?
我这双手？
-Rachel: Yeah.
没错。
-Ross: Yeah?
真的？
-Rachel: Uh-huh.
嗯呵！
-Ross: (to his hands) Way to go guys. You know, you were really good at the stuff too.
guy: (男)人,家伙 really: 真正地,实在
（对他的手）干得好兄弟们！你知道吗？你也很行！
-Rachel: Oh, I know. What are you thinking about?
think about: 想
噢，我知道。你在想什么？
-Ross: Just some stuff.
stuff: 东西
一些事。
-Rachel: Hey, you know what we never did?
never: 从不
嘿，你知道我们漏了一件事没干过吗？
Oh no, not that. We uh, we never had bonus night!
bonus: 奖金
不，不是那个，我们从来没有“红利”夜
-Ross: A what?
什么？？
-Rachel: You know, bonus night. You know, when two people break up but they get back together for just one night.
break up: 分手
红利！就是两个人分手了，然后又在一起，只是一晚而已!
-Ross: One night, just-just sex. No strings attached?
string: 线 attached: 附加的 no strings attached: 没有附加条件
一个晚上，只有性，没有任何条件？
-Rachel: Yeah-yeah, we never had that,
never: 从未
对对，我们从来没有过。
-Ross: No.
对。
[Silence.]
silence: 安静，寂静
-Ross: Okay, this is getting a little crazy. I mean,
crazy: 疯狂的 mean: 意谓
OK, 我们有点疯了，我是说，
I’m sure it would be amazing but I…gotta say I really don’t think it would be a good idea.
amazing: 令人惊奇的 gotta: have got to 将 really: 真的
这是会很美好，不过，我不觉得这是个好主意。
You know? I really, really…don’t.(shows his hands and makes a dirty eye)
dirty: 肮脏的
真的，真的不觉得！
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Chandler is playing Play station, Crash Team Racing to be exact]
to be exact: 更确切地说
-Chandler: Well, at least I can still do some things.
至少我还能做些什么。
(Joey enters from his room desperately trying to look like a 19-year-old. He’s got the wool cap, he’s got the cut-off Knick jersey over the faded T-shirt, and he’s got the whole pants-around-the-knees-showing-off-the-boxers thing that rich, white, suburban kids have adopted in a desperate and extremely futile attempt to try to look like they’re from the inner-city)
desperately: 拼命地 wool cap n.绒线帽 cut-off : 剪裁过的 jersey: 球衣 fade: 已褪色的suburban: 市郊的futile: 无用的
pants-around-the-knees-showing-off-the-boxers:【超低腰秀内裤】
-Joey: ‘Sup? ‘Sup dude?
Sup: 【what’s up 什么事】
怎么样，老兄！
-Chandler: Take whatever you want, just please don’t hurt me.
whatever: 不管什么 hurt: 伤害
想要什么就拿，别伤害我！！
-Joey: So you’re playing a little Play station, huh? That’s whack! Play station is whack!’ Sup with the whackPlay station, ‘sup?!
whack: 敲击【超烂逊】[Street slang, meaning "bad".-from Urban Dictionary]
你玩电动游戏吧，嗯？有够逊！电动游戏很逊！怎么样，逊电动游戏，怎么样？
Huh? Come on, am I 19 or what?!
怎么样？我像19岁吗？
-Chandler: Yes, on a scale from 1 to 10, 10 being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely 19.
dumb: 无言的 definitely: 确定的
对，如果从一到十评分，十分是一个人看起来最笨的样子，你肯定是19。
-Joey: Come on man, really how old?!
怎么？到底几岁？
-Chandler: Young! You’re a man-child okay?! Now go get changed because everybody’s ready and please, oh please, keep my underwear!
young: 年轻的 underwear: 内衣 change: 变化
你很年轻！你是一个大孩子行了吧？快去换衣服，所有人都在等你。我的内裤送给你好了。
-Joey: Wow thanks!
哇，谢谢！
-Chandler: Joe?
Joe?
-Joey: Yeah!
什么？
-Chandler: Uhh, you’ve had a lot of sex right?
sex: 性
嗯，你有过很多性关系对吧？
-Joey: When? Today? Some, not a lot.
几时？今天？几次吧，不是很多。
-Chandler: Well, it’s just the reason that I’m asking is because I kind of eh, uh, I was unable to
reason: 理由 unable: 不能
嗯，我问这个是因为，我有点，我不能……
I mean I really wanted to, but I couldn’t….
我是说我很想，但做不了……
I cannot believe I'm asking advice from somebody who's wearing that hat. I have an incident.
advice: 劝告 incident: 突发事件 hat: 帽子
出现了，嗯，一个意外
-Joey: Don’t worry about that man that happens.
worry: 担心
别担心老兄，常有的事。
-Chandler: It’s happened to you?
你也碰到过？
-Joey: Yeah! Once.
once: 苦恼
对！有那么一次。
-Chandler: Well, what’d you do?
那你怎么办？
-Joey: I did it anyway.
anyway:不管怎样
我还是做了。
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the living room and Phoebe is in her room.]
living room: 起居室
-Monica: Phoebe! Come on! Let’s go! Come on!
Phoebe!快点！要走了！快！
Why aren’t you dressed yet?!
dressed: 打扮好的
你怎么还没换衣服？
-Phoebe: I’m sorry, but I just wrote the best dance song for your wedding. Check this out.
dance: 跳舞 wedding: 婚礼
不好意思，我刚刚为你的婚礼写了一首最棒的舞曲。听听看！
-Monica: No, Phoebe, I’ll tell you what, if you get ready now I’ll let you play it at the wedding.
get ready: 准备好 play:演奏
不，Pheebs.如果你马上换衣服，我就让你在婚礼表演。
-Phoebe: Really?! Oh that’s so exciting! Thank you! Thanks Mon!
exciting: 令人兴奋地
真的吗？？太棒了！！谢谢！
Oh but Mon, if you touch my guitar again I’ll have to pound on you for a little bit.
pound: (连续)猛击 bit: 一点
可 Monica,要是你再碰我的吉他，我就砸你！
-Monica: Fair enough, now go get ready!
fair: 清楚地，正面地，直接地
好，快点换衣服！
-Phoebe: Okay.
okay: =ok 好
好的。
-Monica: I’ll get everybody else, finally we can start celebrating my—
everybody: 每个人 finally: 最终 celebrate: 庆祝
我去叫其他人，终于要开始庆祝我的……
(She gasps and is stopped by the sight of Ross and Rachel making out in the hall.) I’m sorry, uh apparently I’ve opened the door to the past.
gasp: 喘气 apparently: 显然 sight: 看见 get ready: 准备好
不好意思，我显然打开了过去之门。OK, Monica,嗯，你刚才看到的.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel.]
apartment: 公寓
-Ross: Okay, Monica. Mon, uh what-what you just saw…
just: 正好
好，Monica.你刚刚看到的是…
-Monica: Can I ask you just a little question, huh? Why tonight?
question: 问题 tonight: 今晚
我能问你们一个小问题吗？为什么是今晚？
-Rachel: What?
什么？
-Monica: See, I’ve been waiting my whole life to be engaged, and unlike some people I’m only planning on doing this once.
engage: 订婚 unlike: 不像 plan: 计划
我一生都在等待结婚，而且不像某些人，我只打算结一次！
So, uh you know, maybe this is selfish and I’m sorry about it, but I was kinda hoping tonight could
just be about that.
selfish: 自私的 kinda: =kind of 一点
所以，也许这有点自私，但是我希望今晚只有一个主题！
-Rachel: Oh honey, but it is just about…
噢，宝贝，就只有这个主题……
-Ross: It is! It is!
就是啊！
-Monica: No it’s not! No! No! Now it’s about you and Ross getting back together!
不，不是！不是！现在主题是你和Ross破镜重圆！
-Rachel: What?!
什么？！
-Monica: See yeah umm, you kinda stole my thunder!
steal one's thunder:抢风头
你抢了我的风头！
-Ross: Okay! Ho-ho! We did not steal your thunder because we are not getting back together!
steal: 偷窃 thunder: 【风头】
没有！我们没有抢你的风头！因为我们根本没有复合！
-Rachel: Yeah. No. And you know what? Nobody even saw!
even: 甚至
对啊，你知道吗？没人看见刚才的事！
-Ross: Yeah!
对！
-Monica: That’s true.
没错！
-Rachel: Honey I swear it we just kissed.
kiss: 接吻
我发誓我们只是接吻了。
-Ross: It was just a kiss.
overhear: 无意中听到
只是一个吻！
-Phoebe: You guys kissed!!!!! What does this mean?!!
guy: (男)人,家伙
你们俩接吻了？？这表示什么？！！
Are you, are you getting back together?! Can I sing at your wedding?
wedding: 婚礼
你们复合了？？我能在你们婚礼演唱吗？
-Monica: Thunder being stolen!!
风头被抢了！
-Rachel: Okay come on Phoebe, it’s nothing! Monica, come on!
come on: 跟着来
你干嘛Pheebs,没有的事！Monica!
-Ross: Look let’s not make a big deal out of this! It was a one time thing. It doesn’t even matter!
make a big deal out of: 小题大作 matter: 有关系
我们不要小题大作！只是一次而已，没什么大不了的！
(Chandler and Joey enter and overhear that.)
-Joey: Oh my God! I cannot believe you guys are talking about this!
god: 神 believe: 相信 guy: (男)人,家伙
我的天哪，我不能相信你们讨论这个！
The problems in the bedroom are between the man and the woman!!!
problem: 问题 bedroom: 卧室
这是夫妻间的问题！
All right?!! Now Chandler is doing the best he can!!
知道了吗？Chandler已经尽力了！！
-Chandler: (angrily) I don’t think that’s what they were talking about Joe!!
angrily: 生气的
我不认为他们在说这个Joe!!
-Phoebe: What a great night, Chandler can’t do it, these guys kissed…
多美好的夜晚啊，Chandler做不了，这两人又接吻了！
-Joey: What?
什么？
-Chandler: What?!
什么？！
-Joey: You guys kissed! Oh my—this is huge!
huge: 巨大的
你们俩接吻了？天哪，这真是大事啊！
-Rachel: No!
不！
-Ross: Oh no!
哦不！
-Rachel: No-no, it’s really not huge.
不！不！没什么大不了的
-Ross: And people thinking it’s huge has led Monica to believe that we are stealing her thunder. (To Monica) Which we are not!
还有，你们小题大做， Monica觉得我们抢了她的风头！我们并没有！
-Monica: Well, we’re still talking about it, aren’t we?
原来我们还在讨论这个？
-Phoebe: Well yeah, that and Chandler’s problem.
嗯，没错，这个和Chandler的问题
-Joey: Monica-Monica-Monica-Monica, listen-listen, listen,
Monica Monica Monica,听着，听着，
listen, would-would it make you feel better if we all stop talking about Ross and Rachel.
better: 更好
听着，我们不谈Ross和Rachel了，你会好过点吗？
-Monica: Yeah that would be lovely.
lovely: 可爱的，有趣的
那最好了
-Joey: You got it. Okay. Now, I can pass for 19 right?!
pass for: 被称为，被看做
听你的。OK, 我看起来像19岁吗？
-Chandler: Yes, you can pass for 19.
对，像19岁
-Joey: Really?
真的？
-Chandler: Yes!
没错！
-Joey: Seriously?
seriously: 严肃的，当真的
确定？
-Chandler: Seriously? Seriously, no! You can play your own age which is 31!
确定？确定的说，不！你只能是31岁！
-Joey: I’m 30!
我才30！
-Rachel: Joey, you are not! You’re 31.
Joey,你不是，你已经31了！
-Joey: Aww crap!
crap: 废话
该死！
-Phoebe: Okay, so The Plaza! Okay, we’ll get us some Mai Thai’s,
好，去酒吧！OK，我们可以带点迈泰（鸡尾酒）
(To Chandler) maybe no more for you though.
maybe: 也许 though: 尽管
不过你最好别喝了！
-Monica: You know what? I-I think that umm, I don’t feel like going to The Plaza.
我现在又不想去了
-Phoebe: Why?!
为什么？！
-Rachel: Honey, Monica, this is ridiculous! Look…
ridiculous: 荒谬的
Monica,太荒谬了！
-Monica: No, I really don’t want to talk about it! I don’t!
really: 真正的
不不，我不想再谈这个问题，我不想！
(To Rachel) Especially with you.
especially: 尤其
特别是和你！
-Joey: Pass that is whack!
whack: 敲击【超烂逊】[Street slang, meaning "bad".-from Urban Dictionary]
该死！
-Phoebe: (she’s strumming something) Yeah? (Joey nods yes.) Okay, I think I’ll play it at the wedding.
strum: 乱弹 nod: 点头表示 wedding: 婚礼
耶？OK, 我要在婚礼演奏这个。
-Joey: Yeah! Well, I think we’ll see if they actually let you play.
actually: 实际的
好，我看他们不会让你表演的。
Huh? I mean they tell you anything you want to hear like, "You look 19,"
他们会先告诉你你想听的话，“你像19岁”，
and then they just take it away like-like, "No you don’t."
take it away:【反悔】
然后改口，“你一点也不像”
-Phoebe: Well, I don’t think Monica is gonna take this away.
gonna:=going to 将要
我想 Monica不会改变主意的。
-Joey: Wouldn’t she?
她不会？
-Phoebe: Would she?
她会吗？
-Joey: Would she? You ate my candy bar.
candy: 糖果 bar:棒，条
她会吗？你吃了我的糖果。
[Scene: Rachel’s bedroom, she’s pacing as Ross knocks on her door and opens it a little to stick his sexy hands in.]
pace: 踱步 sexy: 性感的
-Ross: Guess who?
猜猜是谁？
-Rachel: Hey.
嘿！
-Ross: Hey, I just realized we kinda let some stuff up in the air…
kinda : =kind of 一点 up in the air: 悬而未决
嘿，我嗅到了火药味。
-Rachel: What do you think Monica meant when she said she didn’t want to talk, especially with me?
especially: 特别
你说 Monica那句，她不想再谈，特别是和我，是什么意思？
I mean, why not especially you and me? We were both out there kissing.
我是说，为什么不是你和我？接吻的是我们两个人啊！
-Ross: Still thinking about it huh?
still: 仍然
还在想这个啊？
-Rachel: Come on! Serious-ser-ser-seriously, what did she mean by that? (Mimicking Monica.) Especially you!
mimic: 模仿
严肃点，她到底是什么意思？特别是你！
-Ross: (loosening his tie) Oh, who cares?
loosen: 放松 care:在乎
哦，谁在乎呢？
-Rachel: I care!
我在乎！
-Ross: (tightening his tie) And so do I.
tight: 紧的
我也在乎！
-Rachel: You know what, I have to go talk to her, would you let me just get changed?
have to:必须 would:将 change: 改变
你知道吗？我要去和她谈谈！你让我换件衣服好吗？
-Ross: Okay. Sure.
好的，当然。
-Rachel: Am I going to let you watch me undress?
undress: 脱衣服
我打算让你看到我的裸体吗？
-Ross: (sitting up) No!
不！
-Monica: I can’t believe her, you know it’s just—it’s so typical.
typical: 典型的
我真不敢相信！她总是干这种事！
-Chandler: Now Monica, I know you’re upset, but don’t forget.
upset: 生气 forget: 忘记
Monica,我知道你很沮丧，可别忘了。
There is going to be a wedding, you are going to throw the bouquet, and then there’s going to be a honeymoon, maybe in Paris.
bouquet: 花束 honeymoon: 蜜月
将会有一个婚礼，你要抛花球，然后会有一个蜜月，也许在巴黎！
-Monica: Paris?
巴黎？
-Chandler: We will take a moonlit walk on the Rue de la.
moonlit: 月光照耀的
月光下，我们在Rue de la 街散步！
-Monica: Keep talking.
继续说。
-Chandler: Then we will sprinkle rose petals on the bed and make love.
sprinkle: 洒 petal: 花瓣
然后我们在铺满玫瑰花瓣的床上做爱。
Not just because it’s romantic, but because I can!
romantic: 浪漫的
不是因为很浪漫，而是因为我有能力！
-Monica: I love you!
我爱你！
-Monica: (in a French accent) Bonjour, monsieur.
accent: 口音 bonjour: 你好 monsieur: 先生
你好，先生！（法语）
-Chandler: Okay, don’t say anything, you might scare it away.
scare away: 吓跑
好的，什么都别说了。你会把它吓跑的！
(There is a knock on the door.)
-Chandler: It’s Paris, who knows we’re here!
know: 知道
这里是巴黎！谁知道我们在这里？？
-Monica: (opening the door) Hi Phoebe, what’s up?
你好Phoebe，什么事？
-Phoebe: Okay, you said I could sing at your wedding so, I’m just going to need a small deposit.
wedding: 婚礼 deposit: 定金
好的，你们说让我在婚礼唱歌，我需要一点押金！
-Monica: What?!
什么？！
-Phoebe: You know just some good faith money to hold the date.
faith money: 信用货币 hold the date:【定下日期(无特殊情况不改变)】
只是一点押金免得你们反悔！
-Chandler: Phoebe, we’re not giving you a deposit for our wedding!
deposit: 定金
Pheebs，我们不会为了婚礼给你押金！
-Phoebe: Oh, I see.
哦，我知道了。
[Cut to the living room, Joey is eating a sandwich.)
sandwich: 三明治
-Joey: They break your heart, don’t they?
break: 弄破
他们伤透了你的心，对吧？
-Phoebe: You know, I don’t really need their permission.
permission: 许可
你知道吗？我的表演并不需要他们的许可！
-Joey: Yeah! If you wanna sing at their wedding, well you sing at their wedding!
wanna: =want to想
对，如果你想，你就可以在他们的婚礼唱歌。
-Phoebe: Yeah! And if you want to look 19, then you… You got to do something about your eyes.
对！如果你想看上去像19岁，你就可以……在眼睛上做些手脚。
-Joey: What?! What’s wrong with my eyes?
什么？我的眼睛有什么毛病？
-Phoebe: They give you away! There’s just-there’s just too much wisdom in there.
give away: 泄露 wisdom: 智慧
它们出卖了你！里面有太多的智慧了！
Just put some tea bags on there for like 15 minutes.
tea bag: 茶叶袋
只要把茶包敷在上面15分钟
-Joey: And that’ll get rid of my wisdom?
get rid of: 摆脱，除去
这样就能去掉我眼里的智慧？
-Phoebe: Maybe just 10 minutes for you.
也许只需要10分钟，对你来说。
-Chandler: Oh, give her the deposit! Give her the ring! I don’t care!
天哪，给她押金！把戒指也给她！我不在乎！
(Monica opens the door to Ross and Rachel.)
-Monica: Yes?
什么事？
-Rachel: Monica, what did you mean before when you said you didn’t want to talk to anyone, especially me?
especially: 特别
Monica, 你之前说的你不想和任何人说话，特别是我。这是什么意思？
-Chandler: What a great apology! And you accept! Okay, bye-bye!
apology: 道歉 accept: 接受
多好的一个道歉啊！你也接受了！OK，再见！
-Rachel: No-no, seriously-seriously, what was the especially me part about?
seriously: 严肃的 part:部分
不不，我是认真的，那句特别是我到底什么意思？
-Monica: Well, let’s just say it’s not the first time you’ve stolen my thunder.
stolen: steal 的过去分词 偷窃
好吧，我告诉你，你抢我的风头不只一次了！
-Rachel: What?!
什么？！
-Ross: Hey, here’s a thought.
thought: 想法,思想
嘿，我有个想法。
(Rachel ignores him and follows Monica into the kitchen.)
ignore: 忽视 kitchen: 厨房
-Rachel: Monica, what are you talking about?
Monica,你在说什么？
-Monica: My Sweet Sixteen! Remember, you went to third base with my cousin Charlie.
cousin: 表兄弟 sweet: 甜的,可爱的
我美好的16岁，记得吗？你和我的表哥Charlie到三垒去了。
-Chandler: (entering) Ahh, third base.
base:垒
啊，三垒。
-Monica: It’s all everybody at the party could talk about!
everybody: 每人
舞会上的所有人都在谈论这个！
-Rachel: Monica, you know what? The only reason I did that was because your party was so boring!
boring: 无聊的
Monica，你知道吗？我做这个的唯一原因是你的舞会实在太无聊了！！
-Monica: We had a caricaturist!
caricaturist: 漫画家
我们有表演嘉宾！！
-Rachel: Oh!!
噢！！
-Phoebe: (singing, angrily)
"Whenever I get married, guess who won’t ask to sing?
angrily: 生气的
当我结婚的时候，猜猜谁不准唱歌？
Somebody named Geller! And somebody else named Bing!"
一个叫Geller!另一个叫Bing!
-Rachel: Monica, your Sweet Sixteen was like a million years ago.
-Rachel: Monica, your Sweet Sixteen was like a million years ago.
million: 百万
Monica,你美好的16岁是几百万年前的事了！
-Monica: And yet, here we are doing it again.
yet: 然而 again: 又
对，不过历史重演了！
-Rachel: Ugh, Monica I don’t want to steal your stupid thunder!
stupid: 愚蠢的 steal:偷窃
Monica我才不要抢你愚蠢的风头！
-Monica: Oh please! Why else would you have made out with Ross?!
else: 另外 make out: 亲热
算了吧！那你干嘛要和Ross接吻？？
-Ross: Got me.
我也不懂。
-Rachel: All right, easy mimey, the moment has passed, it aren’t going to happen!
mimey:【小丑】
得了吧，过去了就不会再发生！
-Monica: I just thought it would be nice if I could have just this one night!
我只是想只要有这么一个晚上就好了！
-Rachel: I swear, I never wanted any part of your night! No one was supposed to see us.
swear: 发誓 never:永远 suppose:猜测
我发誓，我从来不想抢你的 Monica之夜！
-Monica: Oh, is that why you did it in the secret hallway where nobody ever goes?!
secret: 秘密 hallway: 走廊
噢，所以你们才在那个没有任何人会去的秘密通道做这种事吗？
-Ross: Uh, Rachel, I’ve been thinking. I don’t think us getting together tonight is such a good idea. I’m calling it off.
call off: 放弃
嗯，Rachel，我在想，我们今晚在一起实在不是个好主意。还是算了吧。
-Chandler: Way to save your dignity my man.
save: 挽救 dignity: 尊严
真要面子啊老兄
-Rachel: (ignoring them) Monica, why? Why would I ever want to take away from your night?
ignore: 不顾，不理 take away: 带走，拿走
Monica?为什么？为什么我非要抢你的风头？
-Monica: I don’t know! I don’t—maybe you’re feeling a little resentful.
resentful: 愤慨的
我不知道！也许你觉得怨恨。
Maybe ah, maybe you thought you’d get married first!
maybe: 可能 thought:认为 married:结婚
也许你觉得你会先结婚！
Maybe you can’t stand the fact that your formerly fat friend is getting married before you!
stand: 忍受 formerly: 以前地
也许你受不了以前那个胖妹妹比你先结婚！
-Rachel: Oh wow. That—you know what? That is so unfair.
unfair: 不公平
噢！你知道吗？这太不公平了！
You know what? Now I want to steal your thunder! Come on Ross, let’s go have sex!
steal: 偷窃 thunder:【风头】 have sex: 做爱
现在我想抢你的风头了！！来吧，Ross,我们去做爱！
(Ross tries to dismiss it by making that sound, but decides to go for it and follows Rachel.)
dismiss: 驳回 decide: 决定
-Monica: I can’t believe you’re going to have sex on my engagement night!!
engagement: 诺言，婚约
我真不敢相信你们要在我的订婚夜做爱！
-Chandler: Well, somebody should.
somebody: 某人
对啊，本来某人应该这样！
[Cut to Rachel’s bedroom.]
-Ross: Look uh, if we’re going to do this…
如果我们要做这……
-Rachel: We’re not going to do this, all right? She’s just going to think that we’re doing it.
我们才不会做这个！只要让她觉得我们在做就行了！
-Ross: Oh, I see, so everybody wins.
win: 胜利,成功
噢，我明白了，双赢！
(There’s a knock on the door.)
knock: 敲门
-Rachel: Who is it?
谁？
-Monica: It’s Monica, open up!
Monica,开门！
-Rachel: Okay well Ross! Stop it please! Wait a minute! (Motions for him to follow her lead, but he angrily shakes his head no. So she pokes him.)
poke: 戳 motion: 打手势minute: 分钟 lead: 引领 angrily:生气的
Ross!先停停！等一下嘛！
-Ross: Oww!
哇噢。
-Rachel: Yeah, you like that baby? May we help you?
耶，你喜欢这样吗宝贝？有何贵干？
-Monica: I just wanted to say that I hope you do have sex tonight and I hope that you guys get back together,
guy: (男)人,家伙
我只是想说，我希望你们今晚做爱，而且复合！
but I must warn you, the night that you announce your engagement I’m going to announce that I’m pregnant!
engagement: 订婚 announce: 宣布 pregnant: 怀孕的
但我要警告你，你订婚的那天晚上我会宣布我怀孕了！
-Chandler: How is that ever going to happen?!
ever: 究竟
那怎么可能？？
-Rachel: All right Monica, do you want to know why I was with Ross tonight?!
好吧 Monica,你想知道我今晚为什么要和Ross在一起吗？
-Monica: I know why!
我知道！
-Rachel: No you don’t know why!
不，你不知道！
-Monica: Okay! Why?!
Okay:=ok 好
好吧！为什么？
-Rachel: Because! Because I was sad.
sad: 伤心
因为，因为我很伤心！
-Monica: What do you mean?
什么意思？
-Rachel: Look, I am so…so happy for you guys, but you getting married just reminds me of the fact that I’m not. I’m not even close.
remind: 提醒 fact: 事实
听着，我衷心为你们感到高兴，但是你们的结婚让我想起了自己没有这样的机会！甚至挨边也没有！
And I don’t know, maybe I just wanted to make myself feel better.
我不知道，也许这样会让我好过点。
And I know that that’s dumb, but oh my God you were so depressed when Ross got married that you slept with Chandler!
dumb: 无言的 depressed: 沮丧的
我知道这很傻，但是Ross结婚的时候你不也因为沮丧而和Chandler睡觉了吗？
(Ross looks at Chandler.)
-Chandler: I don’t care, she slept with me.
我不在乎，她和我睡觉了。
-Rachel: Anyway sweetie, I am, I’m so sorry I ruined your night.
sweetie: 宝贝，亲爱的ruin: 毁坏
无论如何，宝贝，我对毁掉了你的夜晚
-Monica: I’m sorry I almost made you sleep with Ross.
almost: 几乎
感到抱歉！我对差点让你和Ross睡觉了感到抱歉！
-Ross: Well, I’m going to take off. Congratulations man.
congratulations: 祝贺 take off: 移去，离开
好吧，我要走了。祝贺你老兄。
-Chandler: Thanks.
谢谢。
-Ross: And uh, Rachel.
还有，Rachel.
-Rachel: Yeah.
什么？
-Ross: What can I say, you missed your chance.
chance: 机会
我还能说什么呢？你错过了机会。
From now on the only person who’s going to enjoy these bad boys is me. (Quickly realizes what he said and exits disgustedly.)
realize: 认识到 disgustedly: 厌烦地
从现在开始，能享受这些坏小子的人只有我自己了。
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is singing outside Monica and Chandler’s door.]
outside: 外面
-Phoebe: (singing)
"We thought Phoebe would leave, but she just stayed and stayed.
stay:待
我们以为Phoebe会离开，但她没有。没错，
That’s right, I’m here all night, and Chandler will never get l…"
我整晚呆在这里，Chandler永远得不到……
-Chandler: (interrupting her just in time) Hey! Here’s a dollar, consider it a deposit. Please sing at our wedding.
interrupt: 打断consider: 认为
嘿，这里有一美元，当作押金。请在我们的婚礼演唱！
-Phoebe: Oh thank you.
噢，谢谢！
-Chandler: Okay.
好的。
-Phoebe: Now… (Starts singing again) "Who will perform the ceremony? Who will perform the cer—
perform: 演出，演奏，表演 ceremony: 仪式，典礼
现在…谁会在婚礼表演？谁会在婚礼唱歌？噢，噢……
(Chandler enters and grabs her guitar and closes the door behind him)—Oh—oh! All right, I’ll pound on him in the morning.
pound: 猛砸 enter: 进入 grab: 抓住
噢，噢……“算了，我明天再砸他。
END
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